31.3.09

Disfarce

How ridiculous is that? An egg disguised as a bunny. The yolk pops out.

30.3.09

O Ovo de Colombo

Monumento a Cristóvão Colombo - Ibiza

Stellinha EGG


Stellinha Egg (Stella Maria Egg), cantora brasileira (1914-1991)
Saiba mais, aqui.

29.3.09

Aguado

Depósito de água em Newberry, Carolina do Norte, EUA.

28.3.09

Mascarados!


Ovos mascarados de ovelha, de vaca, de cão... de chocolate de leite, preto, praliné, caramelo... Da casa Dalloyau, de Paris, para comprar aqui.

27.3.09

Petaluma, USA


Petaluma is located just 32 miles north of San Francisco in the gorgeous Sonoma Valley Wine Country, California, USA
Petaluma was founded in 1852 and became not only the largest -but- the wealthiest town in Sonoma.
Petaluma’s poultry industry dates back to 1858, however, it wasn't until 1875 that business soared.
Canadian born, Petaluman Lyman C. Byce invented the first practical chicken incubator and Petaluma became rich. From the late 1800s and through the 1940s, hundreds of chicken farms were established in the Petaluma Valley and profits from the egg business poured into the town.
At one time, Petaluma was known as the "Chicken Capital of the World" or the "World's Egg Basket".
It was also known as the home of the world's first and only chicken pharmacy and featured in National Geographic and in Ripley's Believe or Not.

A National Egg Day was launched on August 13, 1918 and was celebrated each year until 1926. Festivities included a parade led by the Egg Queen with her court of attendant chicks, a Chicken Rodeo and an egg Queen Ball.

Eggman T-shirt

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Can-can




(Ideia de Rutix)

26.3.09

Bienvenue à Œuf

Dans ce site Internet vous ferez la connaissance de Œuf-en-Ternois, un village dans le nord de la France, à peu près au milieu du triangle Londres, Bruxelles, Paris. Comme son nom l'indique, le village est situé dans la région du Ternois, le bassin de la rivière La Ternoise. La région du Ternois se trouve dans l'un des deux départements les plus septentrionaux de France: le Pas-de-Calais.


25.3.09

P'ra cachorro


L'oeuf pour chiens, taille 8 cm, avec effet de surprise.
Adorable jouet en latex mou pour petits chiens qui couine. Tous les chiens découvrent d'abord avec prudence puis avec toujours plus de plaisir leur nouveau jouet. L'oeuf est reniflé, poussé, écrasé avec la patte et hop ... voici un petit poussin qui montre le bout de son bec. En vente ici.

22.3.09

$100,000,000,000!

Zimbabwe's central bank introduced a new, higher-value $100,000,000,000 bill in an attempt to curb inflation rates that have spiralled into the stratosphere, clocked at 2,000,000% and climbing late last week.

So what does $100,000,000,000 bill get you in Zimbabwe these days? The answer, predictably, is not much — according to Reuters, a single egg in Harare now costs $35-billion. Haggle the vendor down $5-billion, and you've got yourself three eggs in exchange for the world's largest bank note in circulation. (More)

21.3.09

Place your bids

Lot 126. Incredible (but not edible) Eggs. 5 designs, 5 cards plus trade card from C. R. Wheeler, Foxboro, Mass. Children and egg designs also include balloon, swing, bicycle, and boat.
The Ephemera Society of America's online Auction.

Inquiétude

Les œufs ont aussi des sentiments...
Un œuf blessé et les copains s'inquiètent... Que faire ?

20.3.09

Tossed salads and Scrambled Eggs


My favorite sitcoms of all times was definitely Frasier.
Dr. Frasier Crane left the friendly ambience of Boston's Cheers and established himself in a new live in Seattle, as a radio psychiatrist.
After 9 seasons in Cheers and another 11 in Frasier, Dr. Frasier Krane, played by actor Kelsey Grammer, became the longest-running character on prime-time American television.
What does all this have to do with eggs? Well, the iconic theme song, of course:

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy! (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They’re callin’ again.

(The following are the various alternate endings)

They’re callin’ again.
Good night, Seattle, we love you!
What is a boy to do. Good night.
Frasier has left the building.
Thank You!
Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Good night, everybody.
See you next year, we love ya.


Listen here.

If you cannot makeout the meaning of the song, here is some help.

For more things Frasier.

Egg t-shirt

Love eggs? Love them sunny-side-up? Then tell the whole world with this sunny-side-up egg T-shirt. Buy it here.

Standing an egg on end on the Spring Equinox


Standing an egg on end on the Spring Equinox - Going back to the origins... Happy equinox!!!

19.3.09

Mr. Eggman's cooking eggxperiment


“Boiling an egg isn’t rocket science …”

1: Measure food source size and weight. Measure food source shell thickness to one one thousanths of a micron tolerance.
2: Precisely measure pre purified and pre heated liquid medium into container of known cubic capacity.
3: Re test current heat of liquid medium and calculate the required heat to be applied over set time.
4: Precisely position container on heating device to within one nanometer of previously used co-ordinates.
5: Apply heat...constantly monitoring heat source for any variances to within one millijule and, at precisely the same instant, start atomic timing device.
6: Vary heat source using data collected from numerous sensors mounted in container at varying heights to allow for differences of density in liquid medium and plotted movement of food source.
7: At the exact assigned time for boiling medium to boil the food source to the required consistency heat is turned off.
8: Instantaneously the container is removed from the heat source to a cooling station to prevent further boiling. A purified cooling medium is applied to the container in an accurately metered dosage.
9: The food source is removed from the container and placed in a suitable receptacle.

Source: goodstuff4u.multiply.com

Ovo e bacon bem passados... a ferro

Here’s an interesting video from a guy named Tom Scott from the UK. He and his friends managed to cook up a breakfast using nothing but an iron and documented it for our viewing pleasure. All this to the music of “Eye of the Tiger.” Priceless stuff indeed! I love gonzo breakfasts ;)

Here it is, Breakfast: Fortified with Iron.



Walking on Eggs (Aertsen)

Egg Dance, 1552
Pieter Aertsen
Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam - Oil on panel, 84 x 172 cm

Egg dancing was a popular game played during the springtime folk festivities. First a chalk circle was drawn on the floor. Then, accompanied by bagpipe music, the player would use his feet to roll an egg out of a bowl, keeping it inside the circle, and turn the bowl upside down on top of the egg. All this had to be done without touching the flowers, leaves or anything else - and of course the egg had to remain whole. The first to succeed would win a prize: usually a basket of eggs. Here the basket is shown in the foreground.
For further explanations...

18.3.09

Egg chair

* The Ball Chair is easy to assemble which can improve posture in as little as one week.
* The egg-shaped ball chair can be inflated or deflated to find the desired height for different individuals.
* The egg-shaped ball can be removed from the chair frame and used for stretching and exercising. Exercise manual included with purchase.
* Height is 27 inches when assembled and width between arm rests measures 23 inches
* The ergonomic chair can hold up to 1400 lbs. of pressure.
Buy it here.


Egg-faced tenors



17.3.09

New egg-citing egg boiling technology


Instructions:
- place an egg between two mobile phones
- use one phone to call the other
- wait for the radio signals to cook the egg

Cooking time will depend on the power output of both phones and be will be proportional to the inverse square of the output power for a given distance from egg to phone.

Un Œuf de Débutante

Une jeune poule pondeuse fait des essais...
Expérience personnelle ? Essai de nouveau design ?

Japanese Kimono Egg Doll

This unique Japanese doll includes a painted egg as the centerpiece around which a fabric kimono is draped. The figure represents a young mother carrying a baby on her back and holding a child’s toy in her hand. This doll is less than 40 years old and in fair condition with marks and scratches from handling and display. (Here)

16.3.09

Egg Cupid



Perfect Romantic Magic gift for your lover! This is a Magic Plant Egg which can be used to transfer Love Message - " kiss you ". Just remove lid from top of the case and put the lid under the bottom of the case as a plate. Water the egg and let Magic Plant Egg recive sunlight.
You will be able to see the message within a week!

Don't miss the video presentation here.

If you still want to buy it, click here.

Are you egg-specting?


Is someone "eggs-pecting?" How "eggs-citing!" Here's an absolutely adorable favor certain to spice up any baby shower and give your guests an "eggs-ceptional gift" to take home. The "About to Hatch" Salt & Pepper Shaker is a "cracked" ceramic egg with a pale-yellow, chubby-cheeked chick-wearing the top of the egg as a hat-peeking out at the world ...
Buy here
Dedicated to our friend S. Fernandes who is eggs-pecting!

O homem que comia demais

[...] E ainda nem tocamos nos copos de leite de Suspeita e Quando fala o coração. Nem no café com arsênico de Interlúdio. Nem no hadoque de Os 39 degraus. Nem nas costeletas de carneiro (um pouco cozidas demais) que Robert Walker comia em Pacto sinistro, bem antes de estrangular Laura Elliot num parque de diversões, enquanto ela saboreava um sorvete com a voluptuosidade de uma Messalina. Nem na ratatouille que Oscar Homolka devorava quando Sylvia Sidney o esfaqueou mortalmente em O marido era o culpado. Nem no garfo que precipita a cura de Gregory Peck em Quando fala o coração. Nem nas facas de Chantagem e confissão (Blackmail), O homem que sabia demais, Intriga internacional, O homem errado e Psicose. Nem nos ovos de Ladrão de casaca.

E que ovos! Um deles lambuzava uma vidraça, atrás da qual Cary Grant se protegia. O outro, bem, o outro estava bonitinho, fritinho, com a gema no ponto (sunny side up, como dizem os americanos), quando Jessie Royce Landis, a mãe de Grace Kelly no filme, apagava nele um cigarro. Foi um dos mais belos e surpreendentes planos que Hitchcock nos legou.

Sérgio Augusto, in Digestivo Cultural

15.3.09

Eggs with a Kiss


How do you like your Eggs in the morning?
by Dean Martin and Helen O'Connell

(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Boiled or fried?
(D) I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss
(H) How do you like your toast in the morning?
(H) I like mine with a hug
(H) Dark or light?
(D) the world's all right as long as I get my hug

(D) I've got to have my love in the a.m.
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I'm a regular monster


(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Up or down?
(D) I'll never frown Eggs can be almost bliss
(Both) Just as long as I get my kiss
(D) How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(H) how do you like your eggs in the morning?
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) I like mine with a kiss
(D) Boiled or fried?
(H) I'm satisfied
(Both) As long as I get my kiss

(H) How do you like your toast in the morning?
(D) how do you like your toast in the morning?
(H) I like mine with a hug
(D) I like mine with a hug
(H) Dark or light?
(D) the world's all right
(Both) As long as I get my hug

(D) I've got to have my love in the a.m.
(H) Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
(D) I'm a regular monster

(H) How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(D) I like mine with a kiss
(H) Up or down?
(D) I'll never frown
(Both) Eggs can be almost bliss
(Both) Just as long as I get my kiss


Composer: Sammy Cahn

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A Pérola

«Kino introduziu hábilmente a faca entre as valvas da concha. Sentia a resistência do manto contra a faca. Usou a lâmina como uma alavanca e o músculo cedeu e a concha abriu-se. A carne semelhante a um lábio contorceu-se e depois descaiu. Kino ergueu a carne e lá estava ela, a grande pérola, perfeita como a lua. Captou a luz, sublimou-a e reflectiu-a em incândescências prateadas. Era tão grande como um ovo de gaivota. Era a maior pérola do mundo.»

14.3.09

He had a dream

I also dreamed that everything in existence was a total abstract ideal mathematical whole, i.e., like, by subtracting 740 from 1000 you got 260 wich meant "Egg" more or less, & other figures, so if you wanted an egg you had the egg in its ideal mathematical wholemess & didnt even have to see it or eat it to have it! — The same with the universe, a vast Ideal you can have without seeing it, feeling it, tasting or touching or smelling it — Just thinking it, right there, yours before the being! Flashing back & forth in my head all creation was there before the asking or wanting — complete —& abstract — (Mathemtical Buddhism)

13.3.09

Cartão de Cidadão


De acordo com o Instituto do Consumidor, existem no mercado vários tipos de ovos provenientes de diversas espécies de animais: avestruz, codorniz ou galinha são alguns exemplos. Porém, até há pouco tempo apenas estes últimos não necessitavam de identificação. Como tal, era hábito no supermercado termos a seguinte classificação:

- Categoria A ou “ovos frescos”, podendo ser subdividida consoante o peso do ovo (XL-gigante-73g; L-grande-63/73g; M-médio-53/63g e S-pequeno-menos de 53g);
- Categoria B ou “ovos de segunda qualidade ou conservados”.

Agora, estão aí novas normas de comercialização de ovos. Para já sabe-se que, tal como os indivíduos têm o seu o bilhete de identidade, o produto vai ter um código identificativo do país de origem, do modo de produção, da região agrícola em que é produzido e do respectivo aviário. Uma informação que permitirá ao consumidor optar por ovos nacionais ou de outro Estado-membro, por ovos provenientes da produção biológica, das galinhas ao ar livre, das galinhas no solo ou das galinhas de aviário. A figura acima ilustra em concreto como será o “bilhete de identidade” do ovo.

(Mais)

Eggs Friday 13th style


Check out this recipe for bloody eggs.

Obsession


11.12.38
Two eggs.

12.12.38
Heavy rain all last night. Cold & overcast, much like November weather in England. E. has neuralgia, probably owing to going out in the rain yesterday. Raining most of the day.
Two eggs (53 since 26.10.38, 23 since 1.12.38. One hen is now broody.)

13.12.38
Two eggs.

14.12.38
Three eggs.
Chilly & fine. Very heavy dew these days.

15.12.38
Two eggs.
Clear, fine & not hot.

George Orwell, Diaries

Combien ?



400 poules pondent 400 œufs en 400 jours,

Combien d'œufs pondent 200 poules en 200 jours ?

12.3.09

Kiss My Eggs


Potato Priest vs. the Egg

It was waiting for him, quivering, in the badlands at dawn.
He feared it - feared that unspeakable yolk, that glistening white - but he had learned to conquer the fear. He was a monk. He had recited the seven mantras and performed the eighteen meditations, and he was as ready as one could hope to be.
He searched his heart and found only the emptiness of enlightenment, and so he faced it boldly, this lightly fried horror, this sunny-side-up invader from beyond the stars.

Soon, one of them would have breakfast.

11.3.09

00Egg - licence to hatch

Bond must investigate the murder of a fellow agent who was clutching a priceless Faberge egg at the time of his death. The trail leads to the mysterious Octopussy , whose travelling circus features a company of luscious, athletic women. Bond and Octopussy share a passionate attraction, but soon 007 discovers that the elegant Kamal Khan is working with a mad Russian officer to hurl mankind into World War III! As Bond tries to stop the nightmarish scheme, his exploits will include a riveting chase through the streets of India, a deadly brawl on top of a speeding train, and a breathtaking mid-air knife fight on an airplane wing.

Octopussy (1983)

For James Bond's scrambled eggs recipe, click here

Bacon N Eggs Breakfast Soap Set

Fully scented in a yummy pancake scent of maple syrup. Hand cut little eggs and bacon soap. Made with vegetable based glycerin for a wake up clean feeling on your skin. Best selling bar! Fun for all ages on your list. And a must have soap.

Começar o dia com sabonetes em forma de ovo estrelado e fatias de bacon que deixam na pele um delicioso cheirinho a panqueca e xarope de ácer. Minhaaaaaaammmmm.

À venda aqui.

Breakfast in America


Try to spot the egg.....

10.3.09

Broken egg blue tie


À venda aqui.

La Poule aux Œufs d'Or


L'avarice perd tout en voulant tout gagner.
Je ne veux, pour le témoigner,
Que celui dont la poule, à ce que dit la Fable,
Pondait tous les jours un œuf d'or.
Il crut que dans son corps elle avait un trésor.
Il la tua, l'ouvrit, et la trouva semblable
A celles dont les œufs ne lui rapportaient rien,
S'étant lui-même ôté le plus beau de son bien.
Belle leçon pour les gens chiches:
Pendant ces derniers temps combien en a-t-on vus
Qui du soir au matin sont pauvres devenus
Pour vouloir trop tôt être riches ?


I'd like to have such a hen ! I think I won't kill her, even to have a good chocolate meal !



Voir aussi ici, ici, ici.


9.3.09

Salon de l'Œuf Décoré

Organisé par le Lions Club en 2006 à Tours (France), au profit de
"Vaincre les cancers et les leucémies de l'enfant et de l'adolescent"
Salon = exposition-vente sur plusieurs jours

Egg in London ?


"30 St Mary Axe, also known as the Gherkin and formerly the Swiss Re Building, is a skyscraper in London's main financial district, the City of London, completed in December 2003 and opened on 28 April 2004. It is 180 meters (591 ft) tall, with 40 floors. Its construction symbolised the start of a new high-rise construction boom in London. The building's name is its address, St Mary Axe being the street it is on. The building was designed by Lord Norman Foster."
Egg shaped.... or maybe not.....
"The gherkin [(French cornichon) is a small cucumber type vegetable] name dates back to at least 1999, referring to that plan's highly unorthodox layout. Due to the current building's somewhat phallic appearance, other inventive names have also been used for the building, including the Erotic Gherkin, the Towering Innuendo, and the Crystal Phallus."

Making of Bullet hits an egg in 3ds

Ponha a matemática a partir ovos com a ajuda da Triangulação de Delaunay.

Veja o vídeo aqui.



E reveja também


8.3.09

Linz, European Capital of Culture 2009

In 2009, Linz is the European Capital of Culture and a host within Europe.

The capital of the Province of Upper Austria is situated astride the Danube. With a population of 190,000, Linz is Austria's third largest city and links the Mühlviertel region that stretches north to the Czech border with the rolling hills that extend to the Austrian Alps in the south. The Linz Metropolitan Area is the hub of a thriving regional economy; the number of jobs in Linz exceeds the city's population. Here, technology, industry and high ecological standards are no contradiction: Linz is one of Austria's most environmentally-friendly communities with green spaces making up 60% of the city. Linking up industry, culture and nature will play an essential role in the Linz09 programme.